relativity, n.All

Relativity is the idea that the chicken did not cross the road, rather the road passed beneath the chicken.

Relativity is the idea in physics that to a man standing on the shore, time passes quicker than to a man on a boat... especially if the man on the boat is with his wife.

Relativity is entirely separate from truth. Truth is necessarily objective. Therefore, to see truth as relative is not to enter a disagreement about truth but to talk about something other than truth.

Relativity is the basis of so many different value systems. In a world of hunchbacks, a fine figure becomes a monstrosity.

Relativity is an infinite measuring stick. There is no smallest among the small and no largest among the large, but always something still smaller and something still larger.

Relativity is subjectivity. What is food to one man may be fierce poison to others.

Relativity is simply this: Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.

Relativity is always at work in everything. Only that is absolute.