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How do you fix a broken tuba?With a tuba glue
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How do you fix a broken tomato?With a can of tomato paste
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Repairing is a way to end up really loving the object more, because you now knew its eagerness to be reassembled, and in running a fingertip over its surface you alone could feel its many cracks - a bond stronger than mere possession.
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