rock climbing, n.All

Rock climbing is like getting a blowjob from an ugly chick. Whatever you do, don't look down.

Rock climbing is finding camouflaged ladders

Why should you never fart while rock climbing?Because it leaves the guy behind you with a horrible ass scent.

Rock climbing is like playing Twister on a wall

Rock climbing is applied pull ups

Rock climbing is asserting privilege.

Rock climbing is action yoga

Rock climbing is mountain parkour

Rock climbing is climbing ladders, on expert mode