mountain, n.All

What do you call a funny mountain?Hill-arious

A Mountain is nature's paperweight.

The Mountain makes enemies of nations.

The Mountain is symbolically associated with the idea of meditation, spiritual elevation and the communion of the blessed.

The Mountain is nature's testimonials of anguish. They are the sharp cry of a groaning and travailing creation.

What is the smartest mountain?Mount Cleverest

Mount Everest is not the closest mountain to space. Rather, Mount Chimborazo (a mere 2/3 the height) is closer to space because it is closer to the equator

Why are mountains so popular at parties?Because they’re hill-areas

The Mountain is there, and not because you see it.

The world's largest mountain range is under the sea.

The Mountain cannot be surmounted except by winding paths.

The Mountain is in possession of a grand, stupid, lovable tranquillity.

A Mountain cannot be contained in one mind.