The Scone is a carby doorstop.
Scone is a big crumb that sheds littler crumbs.
The Scone is an obese cookie.
The Scone is nothin but a shit-ass muffin.
The Scone is a sugery biscuit
Scone is basically the same thing as a biscuit
The Scone is rebranded dry cake
The Scone is cookie bread