senility, n.All

Senility is a cleansing of the mental blackboard shortly before class is dismissed.

Senility is nice only in that you can hide your own Easter eggs.

Senility is odd in that anybody who knows he has it doesn't have it.

Senility is any shortcoming belonging to a person over 80.

Senility is odd in that, when you become senile, you won't know it.

Why did the Egyptian river have problems remembering things the closer it got to the Mediterranean sea?Because it was becoming sea nile?

Senility is the pleasantly rueful experience of forgetting what we've forgotten.

Senility is the pleasantly rueful experience of forgetting what we’ve forgotten