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Alcohol is a vehicle by means of which one can act inappropriately with a wide birth of tolerance.

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Not to go get technical, but according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution

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Sir, could you please step out of the vehicle?'I'm too drunk, you get in."

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Alcohol is, along with smoking, the delicious father of abiding friendships and fertile reveries.

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Autocorrect Changed: 'Morning Run' to 'Morning Rum'. . . Change of plans, guys

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Alcohol is, generically, a class of fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.

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A camel can apparently work 10 days without drinking. So what? I can drink 10 days without working

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Alcohol is, among the Truk in Oceania, even in grand excess, a major part of the bacchanalian life-style of young men who are given over to public displays of drunken bravado. These displays are a basic part of growing into manhood in truk... they do not represent psychopathic or sociopathic behavior.

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Alcohol is barren. The words a man speaks in the night of drunkenness fade like the darkness itself at the coming of dawn.

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Alcohol is a very necessary article. It enables parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.

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Booze booze the magical drink the more you drink the less you feel the less you feel the better the deal so drink booze for every meal

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Alcohol is a potent chemical, but from the cultural model what is of key to determining the effects of heavy drinking are culturally constituted beliefs about the effects of alcohol.

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I've never gone to bed with an ugly womanbut I've woken up with a few

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