Dad Joke.com
Why did the ocean break up with the pondShe thought he was too shallow
Definition.com
Shallowness is the root cause of chronic good health, high school popularity, appearance on the fiction best-seller lists and gainful employment on local TV news broadcasts.
Trivia.com
The oceans are rather shallow. If the earth were the size of a classroom globe, they'd be less than a millimeter deep
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