skydiving, n.All

Skydiving is perfectly safe. After all, one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.

Skydiving is freedom fighting in a world where we are all slaves to the laws of gravity.

Skydiving is not a sport requiring a parachute unless you want to skydive twice.

Skydiving is sport where there are old skydivers and bold skydivers, but there are no old, bold skydivers.

Skydiving is a sport that doesn't really require a parachute. You only need a parachute to do it twice.

Skydiving is a sport where you're supposed to pull when the people look like ants and pray if the ants look like people.

A skydiver once survived a failed parachute fall because she landed on a fire ant mound. Their sing caused a surge of adrenaline which kept her heart beating.

Skydiving is looking up at cloud-filled sky and thinking 'look at all those holes'.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you

Skydiving is all about controlled terror.