skydiving

Grand Canyon

is a sport where you're supposed to pull when the people look like ants and pray if the ants look like people.

When the people look like ants ' pull, When the ants look like people ' pray.

all about controlled terror, and I love it.

is freedom fighting in a world where we are all slaves to the laws of gravity.

In a world where we are all slaves to the laws of gravity, skydivers are proud to be freedom fighters!

is looking up at cloud-filled sky and thinking 'look at all those holes'.

You know you're a skydiver when your friends look at the sky and say, look at all those clouds, and you say, look at all those holes!

is sport where there are old skydivers and bold skydivers, but there are no old, bold skydivers.

You know what they say about skydivers, right' There are old skydivers and bold skydivers, but there are no old, bold skydivers.

is a sport that doesn't really require a parachute. You only need a parachute to do it twice.

You do not need a parachute to skydive ' you only need a parachute to skydive twice.

is perfectly safe. After all, one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.

No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.

is not a sport requiring a parachute unless you want to skydive twice.

You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.