smoker, n.All

A Smoker is just like everyone else ... just not as long.

Smoker is a drug addict who believes that he has the right to annoy and poison those around him. Unlike the user of non-addictive drugs, the smoker is to be pitied and tolerated rather than spied upon, entrapped, and imprisoned.

A Smoker is someone who gets extra breaks from work, but the extra time is generally taken from their time on the planet.

The Smoker is often treated so rudely. You'd think they'd try to be nicer to people who are dying.

A Smoker is one who tends to get more fresh air and access to the landscape than their non-smoking co-workers.