smoker, n.Definitions

A Smoker is just like everyone else ... just not as long.

A Smoker is one who tends to get more fresh air and access to the landscape than their non-smoking co-workers.

The Smoker is often treated so rudely. You'd think they'd try to be nicer to people who are dying.

Smoker is a drug addict who believes that he has the right to annoy and poison those around him. Unlike the user of non-addictive drugs, the smoker is to be pitied and tolerated rather than spied upon, entrapped, and imprisoned.

A Smoker is someone who gets extra breaks from work, but the extra time is generally taken from their time on the planet.