Social distancing is any old tuesday for introverts
Social distancing is treating everyone like a colleague who just bombed
Social distancing is impossible when your job demands public interaction.
Social distancing is channeling your inner cat.
Social distancing is winter life.
Social distancing is keeping out of the blast zone of boomers
Social distancing is, to put it in french terms, a baguette length between people
Social distancing is mass ghosting
