airplane, n.All

The Airplane is a mode of transportation in which there are only two emotions: boredom and terror.

The Airplane is responsible for the fact that there's no such thing anymore as a distant relative.

The Airplane's said to have abolished frontiers, but it is only since the airplane became a serious weapon that frontiers have become definitely impassable.

Airplane is so swift that it enables one to have dinner in New York and heartburn in Los Angeles.

They've got a luggage store in the airport . . .Seriously, how late do you have to be for a flight where you're like, "Fuck it, just grab a pile of clothes. We'll get a bag at the airport"

An Airplane is the only place where you cannot walk out on a dull movie.

Airplane is an unfortunate invention that did away with distant relatives.

The Airplane is to thank for the fact that we can have breakfast in Los Angeles, lunch in New York, dinner in London, and baggage in Rome.

What sound does a bouncing plane make?Boeing

The Airplane is a modern vehicle invented to make the world smaller.

The only thing airlines don't charge for is the bad serviceThey throw that in for free