squid, n.All

Squid evolved 500 million years ago and ruled Earths oceans tens of millions of years before fish appeared.

The Squid is like a giant squirt gun.

A Squid is like a man. They squirt their ink and leave.

Squids have two tentacles and eight legs

The Squid is the tinctor for the fish's mourning garments.

A Squid is like a condom; long, rubbery, and filled with babies.

A species of squid can eliminate its own shadow using a combination of light detectors on its back and bioluminescent bacteria in it's gut controlled by a 'shutter' to perfectly match the brightness of the moon and stars above the water

A Squid is like swimming protein bars

Squid eyes can grow the size of volleyballs