octopus, n.All

An Octopus is a spaghetti fish.

Octopi are genetically wired to die soon after mating.

An Octopus is a fish built like a corporation.

An Octopus is just a wet spider

An Octopus is a puddle with legs

An Octopus is like 8 snakes that can stick to you

Octopi have three hearts.

Octopi can get really small --- the Giant Pacific Octopus can squeeze its entire body through a hole the size of its beak

An Octopus is a brain with arms.

The Octopus is a brain, in a scrotum, with snakes for legs.

An Octopus is just glue filled with hatred

Octopi are so intelligent that some countries have made it illegal to perform surgery on one without anesthesia.