squirrel, n.All

A Squirrel is like a cigarette. You might be ok if you put it in your mouth, but it gets really dangerous if you set it on fire.

Squirrels can climb trees faster than they can run on the ground

The Squirrel is nature’s speed bumps.

A Squirrel is the state food of Arkansas.

A Squirrel is the same as a can, when there's a bb gun in one's hand.

A Squirrel is like an animal slinky.

A Squirrel is like a land trout

Squirrels have a lifespan of 9 years

Squirrels are likely to lose more than half of the nuts they hide

A Squirrel is a rat in a squirrel costume

A Squirrel is like a rat on meth