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Why did Ted Cruz need to go to Cancun while Texas was freezing?Reptiles can't tolerate extreme cold
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Ted Cruz is hardly an evangelical Christian. How can somebody who lies as much as Ted Cruz lies be an evangelical Christian?
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What’s the difference between Ted Cruz and 185 lbs of festering shit filled with corn?The corn
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Ted Cruz is a patriot. He believes in what he does. He's done marvels in mobilizing conservatives, mobilizing Americans concerned about the direction of the ever-expanding entitlement state under Obama, and particularly the threat it is to freedom. I disagree with his tactics, but I agree entirely with his objectives.
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Why do people instantly hate Ted Cruz?Because it saves time.
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What's the difference between Ted Cruz's wife and an insurrection?Ted Cruz would never defend his wife.
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