Tucker Carlson, n.All

Tucker Carlson is basically one of the guards in Philip Zimbardo's Stanford Prison Experiment.

Tucker Carlson is basically what you'd get if you bottled a fart from a frat party in 1999, poured into a rumpled suit from J Crew today, and convinced it the Bell Curve was right.

A defamation case against Fox News was dismissed after their lawyers argued that no "reasonable viewer" takes Tucker Carlson seriously.