tofu, n.All

Tofu is just savory Jell-O

The human brain has the same consistency as tofu.

Tofu is bean cheese

Tofu is just soybean cheese

Tofu is bean jell-o

Tofu is like the blank CD of the food world.

Tofu is like a weak handshake in food form

Tofu is estrogen-flavored Jell-O.

Tofu is like the simple black dress. You must accessorise!