Tofu is like the blank CD of the food world.
Tofu is bean cheese
Tofu is like a weak handshake in food form
Tofu is bean jell-o
Tofu is just soybean cheese
Tofu is estrogen-flavored Jell-O.
Tofu is like the simple black dress. You must accessorise!
Tofu is just savory Jell-O
Tofu, all 11 cards.