toothpaste, n.All

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?A tuba toothpaste

Toothpaste is mouth soap

Toothpaste, among the Ancient Greeks, consisted of pumice, talc, alabaster, coral powder or iron rust

toothpaste with caffeine. 'Nough said.

Romans used urine to clean and whiten their teeth

Toothpaste is a thing where the last 5% of the tube lasts about as long as the first 95%.

Toothpaste is never something you really run out of - you run out of willpower to squeeze it out.

Toothpaste is a paste that comes out in caterpillars.