bathroom, n.All

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?That thing hurts!

Bathroom is where your child doesn't need to go until you're backing your car out of the driveway.

Why do blondes get confused in the ladies room?They have to pull their own pants down.

The Bathroom is a room used by the entire family, believed by all except Mom to be self-cleaning

A Bathroom is a room full of machines that dispense water in different ways

The Bathroom is the kitchen of beauty. Every woman, every day, cooks up her charms, which she must serve in the evening to staring admiration.

The Bathroom is a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.