walnut, n.All

Walnuts, pistachios and almonds are not nuts, due to having fleshy exteriors instead of shells.

The Walnut is a cranky pecan

The Walnut is as bitter as the people who eat them.

The Walnut is the lungs of the nut world

The Walnut is a fossilized ballsack.

The Walnut is a mummified squirrel brain.

The Walnut is little dried tree testicles.

The Walnut is a rotten pecan.

The Walnut is bootleg pecan