hazelnut, n.All

25% of all hazelnuts are used for Nutella.

The Hazelnut is a nut possessing the taste of old library books.

Hazelnuts epitomize sustainable agriculture, requiring little water and minimal upkeep, able to thrive in harsh soils, are drought-resistant, can survive harsh weather conditions, have a high yield per plant, help prevent soil erosion, etc. . .

The Hazelnut tastes like furniture

The Hazelnut is an acorn with a good PR agent.

The Hazelnut is a gutter-macadamia nut.

The Hazelnut is perfume-tasting.

The Hazelnut is an evil chickpea

The Hazelnut is an acorn without its hat

The Hazelnut's reason for existing is to help us conceal from ourselves the uncomfortable truth that nutella is nothing but chocolate frosting