wasabi, n.All

What did the sushi say to the bee?Wassa-B?

Most wasabi is just a mixture of horseradish, mustard and food colouring. Authentic wasabi is the most expensive crop in the world to grow and is immensely difficult to cultivate.

Japan has a fire-alarm for the deaf which emits a wasabi mist to wake the endangered person

Wasabi is fiery grass flavored

Wasabi tastes like nail polish remover

Wasabi tastes like getting clorinated pool water up your nose.

Wasabi is angry play dough.

Wasabi is floor cleaner flavored

Wasabi is Japanese guac.

Wasabi is the devil's toothpaste.

Wasabi is gasoline flavored Play-Doh.