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A: ‘Doctor! Doctor! I think I’m a smoke detector.’B: ‘Calm down. There’s no cause for alarm.’
A: ‘Doctor! Doctor! I think I’m a smoke detector.’B: ‘Calm down. There’s no cause for alarm.’

We don't need a dinner bell in our house: we've got a smoke alarm


The Smoke alarm goes off in the hallway upstairs, either to let us know the battery had just died or because the house was on fire.

Japan has a fire-alarm for the deaf which emits a wasabi mist to wake the endangered person
