xylophone, n.All

Xylophone is an instrument used mainly to illustrate the letter X.

The Xylophone is a revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime.

The Xylophone is a glockenspiel with low self esteem.

The Xylophone is just a drum posing as a piano

The Xylophone is just a diet marimba

The Xylophone is just a piano drum.

The Xylophone is just a railroad track that sings when you hit it.

The Xylophone is a percussion flute