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Why can't you use the restroom at a Beatles reunion concert?Because there is no John.

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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend at the Beatles concert?I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand...

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What would The Beatles have been called if Ringo never joined?The Beatless

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What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?Penne Lane

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Did you hear about the time Ringo Starr took viagra?It was a hard days night and he was sleeping with a log

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Have you heard the Russian version of "Let It Be"?

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What is the Beatles' favorite social media site?REDDIT Be

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Did you hear the Beatles have reformed and brought out a new album?It’s drum and bass

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What beverage did the Beatles request backstage at every concert?Lennonade

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What do you call the Beatles' drummer when in Mexico?Gringo Starr

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What did people say when the Beatles broke up?Ono

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What’s a horse's favorite Beatles song?Hay Chewed

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