Post Malone, n.Dad Jokes

What would they call Post Malone if he ever got castrated?Post Hormones

What is post Malone’s favorite fruit?Watermalone

What did they call Post Malone after he cancelled his tour?Postpone Malone

How do you stop Post Malone stealing your weed?Hide it right on top of the soap

What did Post Malone call his catering service?Host Malone

What did Post Malone call his Student Loan Company?Post Malone's Postpone M'Loans

What do you call a Post Malone impersonator?An Almost Malone

What does Post Malone eat for breakfast?Toast Malone

What did Post Malone dress up as for Halloween?Ghost Malone

What kind of cheese does Post Malone get on his sandwich?ProvMalone

Who is Reddit's favorite rapper?Repost Malone

What was Post Malone's introvert brother's name?Leave M'Alone

What did Post Malone call his fragrance company?Post Cologne

What are the two eras of modern rap?Pre Malone and Post Malone