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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend at the Beatles concert?I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand...
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How do you make an octopus laugh?You give it ten-tickles
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How do squids get to school?They take an octobus
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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?Because he was well armed
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Why did the octopus blush?It saw the ocean's bottom
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How do you make an octopus laugh?With ten-tickles
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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?An octopuss
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?Ten tickles
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What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?.
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