Rock and Roll

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is phony and false and sung, written and played for the most part' by cretinous goons.

Rock and Roll is phony and false and sung, written and played for the most part' by cretinous goons.

is like a battery that must always go back to blues to get recharged.

Rock is like a battery that must always go back to blues to get recharged.

is confusing. Just when you figure out what they're playing, they stop.

Rock music is confusing. Just when you figure out what they're playing, they stop.

is a form of music where the singers are usually long on hair and short on talent.

Rock singers are usually long on hair and short on talent.

is a raucous musical rendering of adolescent glandular activity, peddled to receptive teens since the 1950s as a cheap and relatively bloodless means of overthrowing parental authority-along with most of the accumulated values of Western civilization.

A raucous musical rendering of adolescent glandular activity, peddled to receptive teens since the 1950s as a cheap and relatively bloodless means of overthrowing parental authority-along with most of the accumulated values of Western civilization.

is musical baby food: it is the worship of mediocrity, brought about by a passion for conformity.

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world.

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