rock and roll, n.All

What do you call a musician who electrocutes hot dogs?Frank Zappa

Rock and Roll is confusing. Just when you figure out what they're playing, they stop.

Rock and Roll is a form of music where the singers are usually long on hair and short on talent.

Rock and Roll is a raucous musical rendering of adolescent glandular activity, peddled to receptive teens since the 1950s as a cheap and relatively bloodless means of overthrowing parental authority-along with most of the accumulated values of Western civilization.

Termites like rock music; the vibrations indicate better wood and increase their pace of eating

Rock and Roll is music for the neck downwards.

Rock and Roll is phony and false and sung, written and played for the most part' by cretinous goons.

Rock and Roll is musical baby food: it is the worship of mediocrity, brought about by a passion for conformity.

Rock and Roll is like a battery that must always go back to blues to get recharged.

Rock and Roll is the hamburger that ate the world.