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Why did the grapefruit get kicked out of the chorus?He kept hitting sour notes

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Why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby?She was a little horse

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?He wanted to sing higher

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Why was Kanye right on the money when comparing himself to Michelangelo, Picasso, Walt Disney, and Steve Jobs?Because, apparently, none of them could sing either.

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Why do bees hum?Because they don’t know the words

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