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Why did the grapefruit get kicked out of the chorus?He kept hitting sour notes
Why did the grapefruit get kicked out of the chorus?He kept hitting sour notes
Why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby?She was a little horse
Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?He wanted to sing higher
Why was Kanye right on the money when comparing himself to Michelangelo, Picasso, Walt Disney, and Steve Jobs?Because, apparently, none of them could sing either.
Why do bees hum?Because they don’t know the words