alphabet, n.Dad Jokes

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

What did O say to Q?Is that a gun or are you just pleased to see me?

Why couldn’t the pirate learn the alphabet?He kept getting lost at C

What’s the 25th letter of the alphabet?I don’t know, y?

What did the letter O say to Q?Dude, your junk is hanging out.

What do elves learn in school?The elf-abet