pirate, n.Dad Jokes

What did one pirate say to make up with the other pirate?Why don’t you and eye patch things up and be friends?

What’s a pirate’s favorite yoga pose?The plank

What did the pirate’s report card look like?He always got seven Cs

What did the pirate say when he found someone?I sea you

Why couldn’t the pirate learn the alphabet?He kept getting lost at C

Why did the pirate walk the plank?His dog was back on land

What do you call a ghost pirate?A boo-caneer

What is a pirate’s favorite letter?You would think “R,” but it’s actually the “C.”

What do Jewish pirates say?Ahoy vey!

What brand of baby food do pirates prefer for their babies?Gerrrberrrr

Why is “R” only a pirate’s second favorite letter?Because their first love is the C

What be the pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?Arrrr

What do pirates munch on while sailing the open seas?Cans of sword-ines

What do you call a pirate droidArgh2-D2

How was Captain Hook’s surprise party?Nice, but the crew went a little overboard with the decorations

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?About a buck an ear

How are trumpets like pirates?They both murder in the high C’s

What's a pirate's favorite letter?Arrrrrrrrrr