elf, n.Dad Jokes

What do elves surf on?Micro-waves

What do elves learn in school?The elf-abet

How do Santa’s elves get over the fence into the reindeer pen?They do the North Pole Vault

Did you know that Santa's not allowed to go down chimneys this year?It was declared unsafe by the Elf and Safety Commission

What do elves like to eat?Elf-elfa sprouts

What do the elves listen to while they work?Gift rap music

What’s another name for Santa’s elves?Subordinate Clauses

Why did the elf hoard all the Christmas presentsHe was elfish

What did the elves say when the reindeer refused to help make the Christmas goodies?“We’ll do it ours-elves”.