antivaxxer, n.Dad Jokes

How do you know someone is antivax?Not to worry, They'll tell you at every opportunity they get

What's the best thing about antivax jokes?they never grow old

What's an Antivax kid's favorite pool game?Marco Polio

What's The best part about being an antivax parent?Saving a ton on college

What's the worst thing to hear at an antivax rally?This guy's having a heart attack! Is there a doctor here?

What kind of vacuum cleaner do antivax parents use?Dyson

What's the difference between a carrot and an antivax kid?One grows in the ground, the other goes in the ground

How do you deal with all of the stupid antivaxxers?Push them off the edge of the earth

Why was the anti-vaxxer‘s 4 year old child crying?Midlife crisis

How do you make an antivax girlfriend scream in bed?Tell her you vaccinated her while she was asleep