carrot, n.Dad Jokes

Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring?Because he heard it was 18 carrots

What is the difference between a unicorn and a carrot?One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast

Why did the broccoli avoid the carrot?Because he was a steamed carrot

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot

Why was the teenage veggie so snarkyShe didn’t carrot all

What's the difference between a carrot and an antivax kid?One grows in the ground, the other goes in the ground

What did the carrot say to the rabbit?Do you want to grab a bite