vaccine

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is a breakthrough in medicine capable of saving children from nearly every one of humanity’s great plagues, except the stupidity of their parents

vaccine (n.): A breakthrough in n from nearly every one of humanity’s great plagues, except the stupidity of their parents

is beating the life out of a virus and then absorbing it so you can easily kill its friends.

a vaccine is pretty badass because you beat the life out of a virus with it and then you absorb it so you can kill its friends easier

is just an update to our body's antivirus software.

is a test-prep course for the immune system.

is a crippled virus we introduce to our immune system so that our white blood cells can study it, unlock its strategy, and defeat it.