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What did one birthday candle say to the other?“These birthdays really burn me up!”
What did one birthday candle say to the other?“These birthdays really burn me up!”
What is the best thing to put in a birthday cake?Your teeth
Why do people write on birthday cakes?so you can have your cake and read it too
Why did the doctor say to the patient who got heartburn from eating birthday cakeTry taking the candles off
Why do we put candles on top of birthday cakes?Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom