candle, n.Dad Jokes

What did one birthday candle say to the other?“These birthdays really burn me up!”

What candle is the most dangerous in the world?John Wick

Why do we put candles on top of birthday cakes?Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom

What did the candles say when the menorah complained about getting too hot?“Whoa, a talking menorah.”

Why do you put candles on top of the menorah?It’s too hard to put them on the bottom.

Which burns longer, candles on a birthday cake or candles in a candlestick?Neither. They both burn shorter

Did you hear the comedian's routine about menorahs?He called it his candle shtick