birthday cake, n.All

Why do people write on birthday cakes?so you can have your cake and read it too

The Birthday cake is covered in candles which are blown out to represent the years extinguished from your life

Blowing out birthday candles increases bacteria on cake by 1,400%

Why did the doctor say to the patient who got heartburn from eating birthday cakeTry taking the candles off

Why do we put candles on top of birthday cakes?Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom

What did one birthday candle say to the other?“These birthdays really burn me up!”

What is the best thing to put in a birthday cake?Your teeth