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is a magical creature. You can lock him out of your workshop, but you can't lock him out of your heart.

A boy is a magical creature. You can lock him out of your workshop, but you can't lock him out of your heart.

is like a canoe - he behaves better if paddled from the rear.

A boy is like a canoe - he behaves better if paddled from the rear.

is the only thing God can use to make a man.

A boy is the only thing God can use to make a man.

is a pain in the neck when he is around… a pain in the heart when he isn’t.

is a human machine that operates on the principle of perpetual commotion.

A boy is a human machine that operates on the principle of perpetual commotion.

"Boys, it should be explained, are not persons. They are merely boys." (OWH 8/12/94: 12)

is of all wild beasts, the most difficult to manage.