man, n.Dad Jokes

Why are men are like coffee?The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving

Why do men name their penis?They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of their decisions

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe

What do men and mascara have in common?They both run at the first sign of emotion

What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need

What's the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don't turn into men when they drink

What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick?The man

What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men

How do men define a "50/50" relationship?We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle

Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there

Why do men like big tits and tight pussy?Because they’ve got big mouths and little dicks

What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the neck up

Why are men like bad drivers?Because they never check to see if anyone is coming before pulling out

Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you're not quite sure why

What's the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature

What's the difference between men and women going to the same holiday destination?Women go to phuket men go to fuket

Why do men like love at first sight?Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth