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is an animal for which it makes very little difference to their appearance whether they stand, sit or lie.

There is this to be said for Dachsunds of such length and lowness as Nelly, that it makes very little difference to their appearance whether they stand, sit or lie.

is a little dog, half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long.

a little dog, half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long.

is one of those dogs that is a dog-and-a-half long and only half-a-dog high.

The dachshund is one of those dogs that is a dog-and-a-half long and only half-a-dog high.

is an ideal dog for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

A Dachshund is just a roll of cookie dough with legs

Dachshunds are basically dog caterpillars.

Dachshunds are basically limos for fleas.

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