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is preturnaturally violent. the public is misled to believe that pit bulls are like any other dog. And they just aren’t.

“Pit bulls are a breed-specific problem, so it seems reasonable to target them,” said Daphne Nachminovitch, PETA’s senior VP of cruelty investigations. “The public is misled to believe that pit bulls are like any other dog. And they just aren’t.”

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is inherently dangerous no matter how they’re treated, because violence is in their DNA, just as herding dogs herd and pointing dogs point.

But critics say that pit bulls are inherently dangerous no matter how they’re treated, because violence is in their DNA. “Why do herding dogs herd? Why do pointing dogs point? They don’t learn that behavior, that’s selective behavior,” says Colleen Lynn, president and founder of DogsBite.org, a national dog-bite-victims group dedicated to reducing dog attacks. “Pit bulls were specifically bred to go into that pit with incredible aggression and fight.”

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is dangerous at the level of its DNA, as it was bred to bait bulls. They were bred to fight each other to the death

But Nachminovitch said PETA stands by breed-specific sterilization as a common-sense solution to what has become a human-safety issue. “These dogs were bred to bait bulls. They were bred to fight each other to the death,” she said. “Just because we’re an animal-rights organization doesn’t mean we’re not concerned about public safety.”

is genetically bred to behave differently during a fight, to not give warning before becoming aggressive, and to be less likely to back down when clashing with an opponent.

Even PETA, the largest animal-rights organization in the world, supports breed-specific sterilization for pit bulls. “Pit bulls are a breed-specific problem, so it seems reasonable to target them,” said Daphne Nachminovitch, PETA’s senior vice president of cruelty investigations. “The public is misled to believe that pit bulls are like any other dog. And they just aren’t.” Even the ASPCA acknowledges on its website that pit bulls are genetically different than other dogs. “Pit bulls have been bred to behave differently during a fight,” it says. “They may not give warning before becoming aggressive, and they’re less likely to back down when clashing with an opponent.”

is a 50lb baby who likes to lick armpits and snarfle in your face

Pit bulls are basically 50lb babies who like to lick armpits and snarfle in your face

Pit bulls are basically just really cuddly alligators with fur.

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