dachshund, n.All

A Dachshund is a land otter.

A Dachshund is just a roll of cookie dough with legs

The Dachshund is an animal for which it makes very little difference to their appearance whether they stand, sit or lie.

The Dachshund is an ideal dog for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

The Dachshund is one of those dogs that is a dog-and-a-half long and only half-a-dog high.

The Dachshund is a little dog, half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long.

Dachshunds were originally bred to hunt in low, narrow badger burrows. ‘Dachs-hund’ is German for ‘badger dog’.

A Dachshund is a limo for fleas.

A Dachshund is a dog caterpillar.

What do you call a hungry dachshund in October?A hollow-weenie.