deer, n.Dad Jokes

What do you call a deer with no eyes?No idea

What do reindeer do when polar bears chase them?They run for deer life

What do you call a deer with no eyes?No ideer

What's the difference of deer nuts and beer nuts?Beer nuts are a $1.75, but deer nut are under a buck

What do you call a deer with pink eye?A colorful eye-deer

What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye-deer

What is the cheapest meat you can buy?Deer balls. There under a buck