dog, n.Dad Jokes

Why did the dog’s owner think her dog was a great mathematician?When she asked the dog what six minus six was, the dog said nothing

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?Because of its bark

What dog can't bark?A hot dog

What did the banana say to the dog?Nothing. Bananas can’t talk

Why didn't the dog buy the new car?He leash-ed it

What instrument do dogs play?The trom-bone

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks

What kind of car does a dog hateCorVET

Why'd the male Jewish dog feel the need to study up on his Hebrew?He was about to celebrate his bark mitzvah

Why do dogs run in circles?Because it’s hard to run in squares

What has four legs and an arm?A happy pit bull

How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree?By the bark

What do you call a dog that’s underwater?A subwoofer

Why did the dog cross the roadTo get to the barking lot

Why was the dog sadIt had a ruff week

What did the dog say when he rubbed sandpaper on his tail?Rough, rough

What’s a scientist’s favorite dog?The Lab

Why can’t dogs get MRIs?Because only CAT scan

What is your dog’s favorite breakfast?Pooched eggs

What do you call a boring dog?A dullmation